Interview with a PIRATE
Here's my first in a series of interviews with the cast and crew of High Adventure, the greatest movie ever being made, EVER.
Masterbot2000: you reaDY FOR YOUR hi adventure interview
beninem8000: Ready as I'll ever be
Masterbot2000: Hello. So, you got cast in High Adventure. How did you feel when you got that call?
beninem8000: I felt like I'd finally gotten my chance to let the world see my genius. It was cool to know someone realized my amazing potential
Masterbot2000: How long had you been struggling before you were cast in this breakthrough role/
beninem8000: I was only CONCIOUSLY struggiling for 1.5, perhaps 2 years. In retrospect, I'd been struggling since I became attracted to ladies
Masterbot2000: So you seem to be admitting that you are an ugly, uncharismatic fellow. Now, if I were casting the greatest adventure movie ever, I would be going ofr handsome and/or charismatic performers. But never would I say Brodie Brockie is being incorrect. Tell me about your character and how your looks and inability to attract women led Brodie to cast you in the role
beninem8000: Oh yes, I'm fine admitting that I'm quite repulsive by hollywood standards, but there are still niche markets and cult followings to consider
Masterbot2000: tell how your look adds to the character
beninem8000: I have the physical strength of a 7th grade girl, yet my wimpy ass plays a PIRATE CAPTIAN. It's hilarious because of that
Masterbot2000: Do doubt about that
Masterbot2000: We know we'll see the credit Ryan Wilcox: Director, Directred by Ryan Wilcox, A Ryan Wilcox Film. But tell me, truthfully, Brodie Brockie is really the man with the vison here, and wilcox is littlemore than a glorified videographer. True or false and explain.
beninem8000: To be honest, I don't pry into the inner workings of the High Adventure machine. It prevents me from acheiving the detachment I need to play a role with conviction. I do know, however, that I was allowed a great deal of freedom with my role, and I did not use it in vain.
Masterbot2000: Yes, but who had the final word on set
beninem8000: On that day, the RAIN! LOL!
Masterbot2000: never mind
Masterbot2000: listen, thanks. THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!
beninem8000: I wish I could give you more detail, but my role was brief, albeit, kick-ass.